Top left: Ambert can't contain his joy upon discovering one of the 3 beds in the RV, and must hump it.

Bottom right: Jordy, straight thugging down I698 or whatever it was. So far, 2 lane changes were completed and 0 passenger cars hiding in blind spot have been crushed. Let's see how the stats evolve over the weekend.

Top right: Oh. My. God. It's a freaking rolling Segway convention!!! Yes sir, the only thing more ridiculous than one person riding a Segway is a group of 8 people riding Segways in formation in the middle of a thunderstorm, wearing rain jackets, signaling their turns, and generally making fools out of themselves.

Right now we're parked outside of Nikki Beach, a famed Miami club where we're attending the Defected Records party in a couple of hours.

That's the update for now...